December 2011
9 posts
I’ve decided that getting old means being excited about kitchen presents. I have a new dutch oven and I just made the most delicious chicken stew.
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There is no privacy on the internet anyway
So a piece of me is precancerous and I have to get it removed. It’s not a big deal and I will likely be fine in both the short and long runs, but it’s kind of frustrating to think of the body as an enemy already. I’m sure this has been written better elsewhere, but anyway, I had this dream a month ago that little green worms kept tunneling out of the backs of my hands and...
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This hurts me.
rosalarian:
Nobody uses the word “inception” correctly anymore.
“A thing inside of a bigger version of the same thing? Inception.”
No.
No it isn’t.
Oh.
My god.
No.
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My Saturday plans include something like...
me: But yeah. Getting there before the official start time is usually a good idea for rallies. Especially if we wanna talk to folks. Which, as a predatory newsperson, I like to do.
he: Journalassic Park.
me: Veraciraptor.
he: Oooh, good comeback.
me: Damn straight.
he: And, of course, you prey on brontosources.
me: With the occasional anonymous triceratips.
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let's take this scam on the road, baby
I went to a museum with a veteran last week. It was going to be expensive - like $65 for the two of us. But I really really wanted to see this museum.
“Do you have a veteran’s discount?” I ask the dude at the ticketing desk, expecting, at most, a $2-$4 discount.
Instead, a three-minute response about how it’s a crime that they don’t have a veteran’s discount,...
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"Hey, you want to seriously freelance for us?"
I might not write/read another poem until after Scott Walker has been recalled.