My Saturday plans include something like newsgathering

  •  me: But yeah. Getting there before the official start time is usually a good idea for rallies. Especially if we wanna talk to folks. Which, as a predatory newsperson, I like to do.  
  •  he:  Journalassic Park.
  •  me:  Veraciraptor.
  •  he Oooh, good comeback.
  •  me:  Damn straight.
  •  he:    And, of course, you prey on brontosources.
  •  me:  With the occasional anonymous triceratips.

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